Anxious Monster

Anxious Monster desperately looked for a custard pie that they liked to share. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.

Anxious Monster always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Anxious Monster had a spade that they liked to throw. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was awesome. A spade would be the item that was opted for.

Anxious Monster always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Anxious Monster wanted a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo being the thing selected.

Anxious Monster carried a chocolate bar to play with. It would be a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.