His Nervous Monster

His Nervous Monster searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

His Nervous Monster searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous Monster desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. It is a different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

His Nervous Monster desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be epic. A can of coke being the chosen thing.

His Nervous Monster desperately craved for a porno magazine to cuddle. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

His Nervous Monster carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.