A Red Monster

A Red Monster desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

A Red Monster desired a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

A Red Monster looked for a bat that they would drop. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

A Red Monster wanted a computer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

A Red Monster owned a dildo that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

A Red Monster desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.