My Purple Monster

My Purple Monster wanted a sword to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

My Purple Monster desired a chocolate bar to worship. It was a weird operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar having that done to it

My Purple Monster always carried a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A big sponge of all things.

My Purple Monster always had with them a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

My Purple Monster needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

My Purple Monster desperately needed a sponge that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.