A Talented Monster

A Talented Monster always carried a condom that they would insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a condom is the item to opt for.

A Talented Monster desperately wanted a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.

A Talented Monster owned a Harry Potter wand that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

A Talented Monster had a can of coke to share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to select.

A Talented Monster desperately wanted a crown that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

A Talented Monster needed a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. It would be an odd idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought it was epic. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.