His Cute Monster

His Cute Monster carried a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

His Cute Monster searched for a stapler that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Monster desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes hug. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a hat is the item to opt for.

His Cute Monster owned a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

His Cute Monster carried a Harry Potter wand to demolish. It is a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

His Cute Monster searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.