His Green Monster

His Green Monster owned a cucumber that they would sometimes break. It should have been an odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was epic. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

His Green Monster needed a rubber johnny that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

His Green Monster always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

His Green Monster desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Green Monster desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes worship. This seems a funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

His Green Monster owned a lava lamp to try to balance on their head. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.