His Jolly Monster

His Jolly Monster desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

His Jolly Monster craved for a set of lego that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is epic. A set of lego would be the item chosen.

His Jolly Monster desperately desired a pen that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pen being the item selected.

His Jolly Monster wanted a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

His Jolly Monster desperately looked for a ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

His Jolly Monster needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. It was a surprising thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.