The Talented Monster

The Talented Monster desperately searched for a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a wig having that done to it

The Talented Monster owned a big sponge that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Talented Monster had a tomato that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Talented Monster desperately searched for a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was fun. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Talented Monster desperately desired a radiator that they would often eat. One might say this is a weird exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Monster desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.