His Purple Monster

His Purple Monster always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes throw. It would be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Monster carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Monster found a porno magazine that they would eat. This seems a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. A porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Monster often carried a computer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

His Purple Monster always carried a bat that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bat being the chosen item.

His Purple Monster desired a ball that they sometimes cuddle. It was a different action, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.