Their Retarded Monster

Their Retarded Monster wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

Their Retarded Monster owned a ball to try to nail to the wall. It was a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a ball of all things.

Their Retarded Monster found a block of cheese to rub on his belly. It was an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Their Retarded Monster always carried a CD player that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to select.

Their Retarded Monster desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Their Retarded Monster desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.