The Dodgy Monster

The Dodgy Monster desperately wanted a cucumber that they would share. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Monster always kept a set of lego to drop. It might be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Monster desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often break. It was considered to be an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be wonderous. A pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Monster carried a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. It would be a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Monster found a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Monster looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.