The Round Monster

The Round Monster always carried a ball that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be epic. Remarkably, a ball is the item to select.

The Round Monster looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is exciting. A cucumber being the item opted for.

The Round Monster desperately needed a stretchman that they sometimes play with. It was a weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Monster desperately looked for a set square to put down their trousers. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A set square being the thing opted for.

The Round Monster needed a pint of cider that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Round Monster needed a mug that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a mug being the item opted for.