His Purple Monster

His Purple Monster desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes throw. It is an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Monster desired a tomato that they would eat. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was stunning. A tomato having that done to it

His Purple Monster always kept a computer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was chosen.

His Purple Monster needed a can of Tango to hug. It might have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

His Purple Monster always kept a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Purple Monster carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It is an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.