My Horny Monster

My Horny Monster desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would throw. It might have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Monster desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes demolish. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

My Horny Monster carried a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Monster always carried a can of Tango that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

My Horny Monster wanted a spade that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was selected.

My Horny Monster often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought it was stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.