My Talented Monster

My Talented Monster desperately needed a radiator that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly new action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

My Talented Monster had a bottle of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Talented Monster found a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

My Talented Monster carried a big sponge that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a big sponge of all things.

My Talented Monster desired a sword that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who considered it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to select.

My Talented Monster always carried a dildo that they sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.