The Retarded Monster

The Retarded Monster always carried a can of Tango that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Retarded Monster desired a sword to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Monster always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Retarded Monster desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

The Retarded Monster needed a mug that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels it was epic. Honestly, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Monster searched for a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.