The Bum Loving Monster

The Bum Loving Monster always kept a condom that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be wonderful. Strangely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Monster always kept a wig that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was epic. A wig of all things.

The Bum Loving Monster needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Monster desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a hat is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Monster desperately looked for a big sponge that they sometimes eat. One might say this is an original activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Monster desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.