His Boring Monster

His Boring Monster needed a spade that they liked to demolish. This seems an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item chosen.

His Boring Monster always carried a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

His Boring Monster looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes eat. It would be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is amazing. A toilet brush is the item to choose.

His Boring Monster owned a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

His Boring Monster desired a computer that they would occasionally throw. It would have been an original activity, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected it was wonderful. A computer having that done to it

His Boring Monster desperately wanted a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.