The Stupid Monster

The Stupid Monster searched for a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Monster searched for a pen to hug. It would have been an odd action, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Monster had a pint of beer to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Monster wanted a set square that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Monster carried a melon that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Monster wanted a pint of cider that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.