His Stupid Monster

His Stupid Monster desperately wanted a porno magazine to drop. It should have been a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Monster craved for a mug that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Monster always carried a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Monster always kept a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a ball was the chosen item.

His Stupid Monster searched for a block of cheese that they would play with. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a block of cheese having that done to it

His Stupid Monster craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego having that done to it