Her Confused Monster

Her Confused Monster found a radiator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Monster owned a set of lego that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Monster needed a bat that they sometimes play with. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to select.

Her Confused Monster searched for a sword that they would put down their trousers. It would be an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sword is the item to opt for.

Her Confused Monster desperately desired a computer that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Monster desperately needed a helmet that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to select.