My Brainy Monster

My Brainy Monster wanted a wig that they would smash. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item selected.

My Brainy Monster always had with them a lava lamp to embrace. It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

My Brainy Monster searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar of all things.

My Brainy Monster always carried a mug that they would throw. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a mug is the item to choose.

My Brainy Monster desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

My Brainy Monster desperately looked for a condom to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.