Special Monster

Special Monster desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Special Monster desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

Special Monster desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Special Monster desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

Special Monster searched for a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.

Special Monster looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.