The Big Monster

The Big Monster often carried a stretchman that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman having that done to it

The Big Monster craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Big Monster desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Big Monster needed a pen that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Big Monster looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Big Monster carried a bottle of wine that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.