My Purple Monster

My Purple Monster had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

My Purple Monster looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. It would have been a different suggestion, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

My Purple Monster always had with them a melon that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Purple Monster always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Monster looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A pencil sharpener having that done to it

My Purple Monster desperately wanted a teapot that they would throw. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.