Retarded Monster

Retarded Monster desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

Retarded Monster desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

Retarded Monster needed a condom that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to choose.

Retarded Monster desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be exciting. A pen would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Monster desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would drop. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Monster often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.