Their Dodgy Monster

Their Dodgy Monster needed a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Monster desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to worship. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to select.

Their Dodgy Monster carried a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Monster desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Their Dodgy Monster desperately desired a custard pie that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.

Their Dodgy Monster often carried a sword that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was epic. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to opt for.