His Lovely Monster

His Lovely Monster carried a chocolate bar that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt it was fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

His Lovely Monster always carried a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be an original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Monster always had with them a set of lego that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was fun. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

His Lovely Monster desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally eat. It should be a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Monster often carried a condom that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A condom being the item selected.

His Lovely Monster desired a tomato that they would embrace. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item chosen.