The Careful Monster

The Careful Monster had a helmet that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Careful Monster often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Careful Monster owned a custard pie to play with. It is an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Monster desired a sword that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sword is the item to choose.

The Careful Monster desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a different operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Monster had a condom to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. A condom would be the thing that was chosen.