The Weary Monster

The Weary Monster desperately looked for a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a mug being the item selected.

The Weary Monster often carried a lava lamp that they would play with. One might consider this to be an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Weary Monster desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Weary Monster desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Weary Monster had a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be an astonishing action, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be miraculous. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Weary Monster carried a teapot that they would drop. It might be an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A teapot being the chosen thing.