Her Silly Monster

Her Silly Monster looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Her Silly Monster always carried a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Her Silly Monster desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Her Silly Monster looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. A bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Silly Monster searched for a melon that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

Her Silly Monster desperately searched for a wig that they liked to hug. This seems a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a wig being the thing selected.