My Purple Monster

My Purple Monster often carried a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken of all things.

My Purple Monster looked for a CD player that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

My Purple Monster desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Monster always carried a ball that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a ball is the item to opt for.

My Purple Monster carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Purple Monster desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to choose.