A Fucking Monster

A Fucking Monster often carried a lava lamp to sit and look at. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Monster needed a crown that they liked to cuddle. It is an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Monster looked for a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be magnificent. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

A Fucking Monster wanted a big sponge to share. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Monster always kept a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A stretchman is the thing to select.

A Fucking Monster found a block of cheese that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.