The Horny Monster

The Horny Monster desired a radiator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Horny Monster desperately looked for a big sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Monster desperately needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Monster carried a CD player that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Horny Monster desperately desired a set square to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Horny Monster found a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.