His Different Monster

His Different Monster needed a tomato that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

His Different Monster desired a CD player to put on his head. It would be a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

His Different Monster always carried a can of coke to put down their trousers. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

His Different Monster always kept a bag of poop that they would often eat. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

His Different Monster desperately looked for a set of lego that they would insert somewhere. This seems an exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to choose.

His Different Monster found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.