A Handsome Monster

A Handsome Monster desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a teapot of all things.

A Handsome Monster desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Monster desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was awesome. A chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Monster had a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a little monkey being the item selected.

A Handsome Monster desperately craved for a mug to experiment on. It would be an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Monster wanted a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.