My Depressed Monster

My Depressed Monster always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

My Depressed Monster needed a bag of flour to put in the bath with him. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

My Depressed Monster craved for a mug to drop. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the thing opted for.

My Depressed Monster found a bag of flour that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be an exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Monster craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Monster searched for a bottle of coke that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.