The Round Monster

The Round Monster desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Round Monster always carried a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Round Monster desired a mug that they would often experiment on. This seems an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the chosen thing.

The Round Monster wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Round Monster had a computer that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was out of this world. A computer was the item that was selected.

The Round Monster craved for a little monkey that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a little monkey having that done to it