The Beautiful Monster

The Beautiful Monster looked for a crown that they sometimes share. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Monster looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Monster desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Beautiful Monster looked for a chocolate bar that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar having that done to it

The Beautiful Monster wanted a piece of paper to sleep with. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a piece of paper having that done to it

The Beautiful Monster had a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it