The Purple Monster

The Purple Monster looked for a ball that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Monster wanted a bag of flour that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

The Purple Monster craved for a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A condom would be the item chosen.

The Purple Monster desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. A sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Purple Monster always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes share. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Purple Monster desperately desired a little monkey that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.