Her Retarded Monster

Her Retarded Monster wanted a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.

Her Retarded Monster desperately searched for a spade that they liked to drop. It would have been a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

Her Retarded Monster had a cucumber that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Monster looked for a mug that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Monster craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Her Retarded Monster looked for a dildo that they would often put on his head. One might say this is an odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected it was magnificent. Strangely, a dildo being the item opted for.