A Naughty Monster

A Naughty Monster had a rubber chicken that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

A Naughty Monster desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

A Naughty Monster craved for a block of cheese that they would often share. It is considered to be an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

A Naughty Monster craved for a CD player that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the item selected.

A Naughty Monster looked for a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen item.

A Naughty Monster desperately craved for a condom that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. A condom is the thing that was chosen.