My Lonely Monster

My Lonely Monster found a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

My Lonely Monster desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. It was a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Monster often carried a set square that they sometimes cuddle. It would be an original idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was selected.

My Lonely Monster desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes hug. It would be a weird activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Lonely Monster always kept a pen that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.

My Lonely Monster desperately desired a melon that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was selected.