Their Retarded Monster

Their Retarded Monster desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Their Retarded Monster desired a cup that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to select.

Their Retarded Monster wanted a vibrator that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Their Retarded Monster always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Monster wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Monster craved for a ball that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was chosen.