Their Orange Monster

Their Orange Monster found a magic 8 ball that they would smash. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Their Orange Monster desired a crown that they would share. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

Their Orange Monster had a tomato that they would sit and look at. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be stunning. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to select.

Their Orange Monster often carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener of all things.

Their Orange Monster had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

Their Orange Monster looked for a mug to put up their bum. One might say this is a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a mug is the thing that was chosen.