A Nervous Monster

A Nervous Monster carried a pint of beer to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

A Nervous Monster looked for a bat that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is fun. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

A Nervous Monster had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. This seems a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

A Nervous Monster desperately looked for a computer that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was opted for.

A Nervous Monster desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a hat is the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Monster owned a set of lego that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who considered it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.