A Stupid Monster

A Stupid Monster carried a sponge that they would put on his head. It should have been a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge of all things.

A Stupid Monster craved for a set of lego that they would often demolish. It should have been a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Monster desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

A Stupid Monster found a set square that they would often hug. One might find this to be a weird action, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Monster found a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Stupid Monster wanted a sack of potatoes to cuddle. It would be a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.