Lovely Monster

Lovely Monster always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to sleep with. It should be a funny thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Lovely Monster desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to eat. It was a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought it was exciting. Honestly, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

Lovely Monster looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

Lovely Monster craved for a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Lovely Monster found a set square that they would often demolish. This could be considered a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.

Lovely Monster desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.