Her Lonely Monster

Her Lonely Monster desperately wanted a set square to play with. This seems an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square of all things.

Her Lonely Monster wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

Her Lonely Monster desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. A toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Her Lonely Monster desperately craved for a custard pie that they liked to sleep with. It is a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered it was exciting. A custard pie being the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Monster desperately searched for a bottle of wine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Her Lonely Monster often carried a bag of poop that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be amazing. A bag of poop being the chosen thing.